According to TSA member Olimander Ducks have two penises, that act as a corkscrew!!!
By TSA law (such as the ancient Egyptians) Cats are held with the upmost respect and are treated like gods in the eyes of it’s members.
All Polar Bears are kack handers…
Axolotl’s are like time lords, they can regeneate almost any part of their body, including the spine and brain!
If you wish to add more not strictly true animal facts to the thread be my guest!!